This new poem, from me, trans­lated by the iPhone dic­ta­tion app Dragon Speech:

Got Robert­son says don’t see the doc­tor
Brady James five pray to Pat
Robert­son, and all your health
prob­lems be solved. He will be built
Brady James thought
bub­bles good dog blue
tooth peo­ple read the Bible

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Lee and I cre­ated this while wait­ing to walk through the fan­tas­ti­cal Big Bambú at the Met. I have no idea what we orig­i­nally said. I think these are lyrics to a Rick James song.